but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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