went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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