So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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