I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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