i think my tv is drunk
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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