We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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