I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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