omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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