omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
this is an emotional support booty call
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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