at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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