so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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