i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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