she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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