garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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