16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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