Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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