I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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