dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
