he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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