Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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