I want you more than these girls want KFC
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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