I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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