Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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