Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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