So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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