If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
A+ Viking dick
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