Non-Jews are for practice
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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