He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You ruined the universe
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
