Pappa wants mamma naked
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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