My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize