How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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