Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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