we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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