Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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