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I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.

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(214): View more from Texas

I am SOOO high

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tell me about your high

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HUGE THUMBTACKS

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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.

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(925): View more from California

These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco

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(816): View more from Missouri

I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(

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(310): View more from California

hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?

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