idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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