It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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