apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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