I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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