Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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