Sry I called you an 8
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
