I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
false alarm, still single
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
Randomize
