just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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