Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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