if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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