the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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