Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Did you pee in the oven last night??
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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