How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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