We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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