she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
