i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
