I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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