Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
