According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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