She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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