we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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